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====== Playground ======
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**Theoretically for testing wiki syntax; in practice for japes and malarky.**

This page is no longer empty. I fill it -- Harry

This page was not empty when I found it, nor when I shall leave it -- Harry

I am not Harry -- Harry


===== FIRST! =====
first! -- Danielle :)) \\
second first - katy :3 \\
third first...or shall i say...thirst -miz \\
damn i really missed out on this whole first deal. i think i was 6th. or 7th. - rose \\
it may look like I'm fifth, but was I really? Who knows. -- Heather \\
sixth. I'm not supposed to be here. I figured out the password to the wiki playtesting account by brute forcing it. There is no escape from my infinite gaze. -Fionn\\
WIKIS ARE NOT FOR HACKING, **FIONN** — Eloise\\
And I am also here, several days late :3 - Maisie\\

=====Alternative Name Suggestions=====
(courtesy of Fionn) (Fionn did not know this was on here until it checked just now -Fionn):
  - Chrongle
  - Clong
  - Chrongleclong

for some reason i've had 'chronic icicle' in my head -rory

 4. Chronic Icicle\\
 5. Crong (from EJ)

=====Fishign=====
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===== Shipping Forecast =====

  * Alaxus, travelling between Endring and Nemeus
  * Everyone heading over to Baggaban for the story festival
  * praise the boats ⛵

  * Alejandra Guadalupe x Mason Chains: Chronicle is APERIS but eveliu (and Alejo) (please just let the poor guy live in peace TT)
  * Alethea Acevedo x Alejo de la Fuente: OC Eloise x archivist characters
  * Melos Saltborn x Instant Noodles: lucky boat noodles?
  * O x Quadruple Espresso: EspressOOOO
  * Fuckass Bald Cat x Fuackass Bird: doom yuri

  * Penelope x Melos: home cooked meals for the single game dev!
  * Mrs Graham (she/her) x NPC (pronouns/pronouns)

===== Mournfeather Monetisation Pitch  =====
by procrastinating crew xinyi <del>also known as Mason Chains</del>, shamelessly

=== Microtransactions ===
  * daily ad rewards (or, ad-removal purchase) 
  * paywalled name change, courtesy of Liria
  * flash-sale pop-up health/xp/stamina/resource powerup "Mumnos" bundles 
  * extra "Kleiops" respawn/repair/reset chance and raid/bossfight attempt; enhancement/streak/death protection
  * extra "Liria" hint/clue chance
  * extra "Itztepex" inventory/bank/storage slots and market refreshes
  * Seasonal subscription pass and seasonal battle passes
  * Ltd character skin (school, fantasy, holiday, horror) with special moves/animation
  * Additional Cosmetics(emote, avatar, UI, BGM, pet)
  * Secret "Alaxus" DLC add-ons (game level, story chapter, character route, map, mechanic)
  * Auto-loot, auto-craft, auto-harvest, auto-navigation, auto-everything, courtesy of Mumnos
  * "OBIX" success rate/drop rate/gold rate boosters and farming rerolls
  * pay-to-win "OBIX" loot boxes with a random chance of game shortcuts (unlocking character upgrades/faster farming)
  * premium "OBIX" gacha pool with higher chance/lower pity to pull rare tier characters
  * premium "OBIX" roulette spins for exclusive and more powerful characters and weapons
  * limited-time cumulative top-up
  * You need more Mournfeathercoins to see the rest of this essay. Top up to continue.

=== Merch ===
  * international same-day delivery with the help of the Complex
  * art book, vinyl, printed art, posters, collector's edition and bundle sale
  * ltd Melos manuscript “hand-printed with archival inks on archival paper”
  * character impression clothing and accessories modeled after the incarnate deities
  * ita bag, ita boat, ita-everything
  * blind box: action figures, badges, stand, glitter acrylic block, keychain
  * and then do the same thing for chibis, add plushies 
  * all merch sales come with gift-with-purchase blind box polaroid print (t&c apply)

=== Ads & Collab ===
  * invite Endring gods to cosplay as Mournfeather playable characters and sign posters
  * large-scale escalator/boat/public transport advertisements 
  * film and TV adaptations
  * CHRONG alarm clocks with 12 endring pantheon avatar
  * Mundmix colab and print avatar on paper cups, sell ltd collab tupperware, tea cup set, mug, etc



===== Have you seen my daughter =====

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===== What Does OBIX Stand For? =====

  * Oh Boy, It's Xerneas (they are playing Pokémon X)
  * Ocelot, Because It's Xmas
  * mOurnfeather, superB, gIves user eXperience

===== Xheech Marts the Fpot =====
thought people ought to know xx

===== 🐌 🐑 =====
esnails and turbo sheep