Tzum-tzum, tzum-tzum,
Come on, everyone,
Pull up the curtain and you’ll see the Mock Sun!

Bum-boo, bum-bee,
Look at those teeth!
Enough to take a bite out of cobblestone streets!

Zoo-zoo, zum-zay,
Get out the way,
Before you take the path where the stone-men lay…

But if you do,
Pray there’s hope for you
As you softly sink into the blue.

— Nemean nursery rhyme, presumed to have originated around 130

An unsigned archivist's report, tucked beneath the page…

We have picked up on what appears to be a … amongst the peoples of the Nemean Archipelago. Recurring rumours, some of which are charted as far back as the disparate merchant dynasties’ epics of origin, indicate experiences that constitute … The explicit meaning of these accounts, however, is unclear. Research pertaining to this unknown field shall grant access to higher clearance levels, as ordained by our Head Archivist.